dear slamming the window shut diary,
today i felt really stupid when i got pissed off and slammed the window down in anger. i don't think i have ever gotten mad at a little tweeting bird before. i am all but certain that was yet another mark against me in the BIG BOOK IN THE SKY. i think the fucking little thing was perched at my window just doing that shit on purpose- to fuck with me- for an hour it seemed like. it about gave me a headache. there was a couple of times i thought it was IN my room doin that singing shit. i'll tell you the fuck what- if i ever wanted a bird- i don't anymore- not after today. fuck that. i hate birds now. fuck a bird. every bird. i bet its cuz i put that birdhouse up next to my house. but that birdhouse ain't for them to use now. it's a decoration. ima take it back down and fill it up with cement so the flying fucks cant move in it and tweet. that birdhouse has been there for two years and we never had an issue. why now? my luck- it'll be a whole family of robins too. damn them sweet robins. i used to feed the birds. now my dad does- they fly over there and eat cuz it made all the weeds grow in my yard. birds are messy.
today i felt really stupid when i got pissed off and slammed the window down in anger. i don't think i have ever gotten mad at a little tweeting bird before. i am all but certain that was yet another mark against me in the BIG BOOK IN THE SKY. i think the fucking little thing was perched at my window just doing that shit on purpose- to fuck with me- for an hour it seemed like. it about gave me a headache. there was a couple of times i thought it was IN my room doin that singing shit. i'll tell you the fuck what- if i ever wanted a bird- i don't anymore- not after today. fuck that. i hate birds now. fuck a bird. every bird. i bet its cuz i put that birdhouse up next to my house. but that birdhouse ain't for them to use now. it's a decoration. ima take it back down and fill it up with cement so the flying fucks cant move in it and tweet. that birdhouse has been there for two years and we never had an issue. why now? my luck- it'll be a whole family of robins too. damn them sweet robins. i used to feed the birds. now my dad does- they fly over there and eat cuz it made all the weeds grow in my yard. birds are messy.
