May 4, 2011

the almanac

dear there is a place diary,

ima go to the giant chicken dinner this weekend. i go every year- with the exception of last year when i fucking forgot. i had all that bullshit on my mind and totally blew it. i remembered the DAY AFTER IT WAS OVER. i was so fucking mad- i cried. i ain't missed it EVER since i found out about it. i usually buy at least two t-shirts and raffle tickets and a bunch of shit at the bake sale and a couple of dinners to take home. i usually end up spending about fifty bucks. i dunno why, but i always do. it's for the ursuline academy in springfield. the cole slaw is so flippin good. it goes on for two or three days- i cant remember- i'll have to check. one year we went twice. one year, it snowed all on my windshield- the first weekend of MAY- the news called it 'hail.'