May 5, 2011

big and small

dear thick orange juice diary,

something about thick orange juice ain't right. i mean- it should be thicker than water, yes, but should it be thick like gravy? i think not. i don't like it with all that stringy shit in it. i dunno, the idea of flossing my teeth after drinking juice doesn't sit right in my head. i love orange juice fresh squeezed too. the first thing i buy when i get to california to the farmers market is a big thing (half a gallon) of fresh juice and a small thing of it (pint). the bigger thing i take to the hotel and the small thing i chug rite on the spot. if i was rich- i'd fly out there just to drink orange juice, get my favorite pop and come home. fuck disneyland- fuck cbs and venice beach- fuck pch 1- i don't wanna go to sunset strip- fuck ellen- fuck my aunt evelyn- i just came for the orange juice and soda pop.