dear getting it right diary,
how unlikely would it be to look outside your door and find me sitting there. pretty unlikely, but it could happen if you are unprotected. there are so many people in my town and the surrounding areas that are unprotected, fuck, i dunno where i would go sit first. sometimes i wish i liked to run. i don't like to run because i always run out of breath and sweat. i am a sweater. if i ever get crammed into a cave that has no water- all i have to do is two or three sit ups or masturbate while thinking about steven baldwin and my body will instantly produce a glass of water that will bead off my forehead and drip into any waiting collection container. i would never dehydrate. the upcoming anniversary of my birth reminds me- i need to make the appointment for my boob job before i chicken out.
how unlikely would it be to look outside your door and find me sitting there. pretty unlikely, but it could happen if you are unprotected. there are so many people in my town and the surrounding areas that are unprotected, fuck, i dunno where i would go sit first. sometimes i wish i liked to run. i don't like to run because i always run out of breath and sweat. i am a sweater. if i ever get crammed into a cave that has no water- all i have to do is two or three sit ups or masturbate while thinking about steven baldwin and my body will instantly produce a glass of water that will bead off my forehead and drip into any waiting collection container. i would never dehydrate. the upcoming anniversary of my birth reminds me- i need to make the appointment for my boob job before i chicken out.
