dear slamming the door diary,
why would you slam the door and knock all my bottles off the shelf AND THEN OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR BACK UP TO SEE WHAT YOU KNOCKED OFF? i hate hostile people. i really do. it is a butt fucking shame that hostile mother fuckers don't just spontaneously combust. i wish they would. then i came home with five tomato plants the other day right? somehow the little sticks got pulled out that identify what kind of tomatoes they are, but they are all still tomatoes. the unibomber comes inside and asks me, "are all those the same kind of tomato plants? they all came in the same kind of container." why would anyone buy five of the same kind of tomatoes? i like all different kinds. some are meaty- some are juicy- some are sweeter- i dunno- i just like all kinds of different ones. hostile. that is where it comes from, stupidity- and the asking of dumb questions. in china, i heard people can live in fish tanks filled with water after their heads have been severed from their bodies. the head floats around and people throw what is equivalent to live brine shrimp in the water for the head to eat. it is a novelty and a public spectacle that visitors come for miles around to view. i would suggest hostile people here in the USA be perfect candidates for such a feature attraction. i have a hostile head here in my humble home to hand over.
why would you slam the door and knock all my bottles off the shelf AND THEN OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR BACK UP TO SEE WHAT YOU KNOCKED OFF? i hate hostile people. i really do. it is a butt fucking shame that hostile mother fuckers don't just spontaneously combust. i wish they would. then i came home with five tomato plants the other day right? somehow the little sticks got pulled out that identify what kind of tomatoes they are, but they are all still tomatoes. the unibomber comes inside and asks me, "are all those the same kind of tomato plants? they all came in the same kind of container." why would anyone buy five of the same kind of tomatoes? i like all different kinds. some are meaty- some are juicy- some are sweeter- i dunno- i just like all kinds of different ones. hostile. that is where it comes from, stupidity- and the asking of dumb questions. in china, i heard people can live in fish tanks filled with water after their heads have been severed from their bodies. the head floats around and people throw what is equivalent to live brine shrimp in the water for the head to eat. it is a novelty and a public spectacle that visitors come for miles around to view. i would suggest hostile people here in the USA be perfect candidates for such a feature attraction. i have a hostile head here in my humble home to hand over.
