dear favorite customer diary,
i just had a late night visit from my favorite customer ever and now i am worn out and all sweaty, but when i get back to bed i will cool off again there and i just heard it was supposed to be a hundred degrees by friday or some dumb shit, which by the way- is totally unacceptable. fuck all that. the dogs almost busted me when i came in- becky barked- the bitch. i want to take a bath- but i ain't gunna. unibomber/insect repellent. oh yeah that reminds me, does anyone know what termites look like? and now guess what else? my dad is all bellyaching how he has these certain persistent resistant weeds growing in his yard right? i took him to get dope the other day and he said he sprayed and the dope made the weeds look 'sickly,' but didn't kill them, but he cant figure out where on earth them weeds are coming from. i'm like "DUH DAD, ITS ALL THAT DAMN BIRD FOOD YOU CRAM OUT THERE IN THAT FEEDER. IF IT WAS POT SEED YOU WAS FEEDING THEM BIRDS- YOU'D HAVE A WHOLE BACK YARD FULL OF MARIJUANA." he looked at me strange like- but only for a moment and he said, "you know, i'll bet you are right."
i just had a late night visit from my favorite customer ever and now i am worn out and all sweaty, but when i get back to bed i will cool off again there and i just heard it was supposed to be a hundred degrees by friday or some dumb shit, which by the way- is totally unacceptable. fuck all that. the dogs almost busted me when i came in- becky barked- the bitch. i want to take a bath- but i ain't gunna. unibomber/insect repellent. oh yeah that reminds me, does anyone know what termites look like? and now guess what else? my dad is all bellyaching how he has these certain persistent resistant weeds growing in his yard right? i took him to get dope the other day and he said he sprayed and the dope made the weeds look 'sickly,' but didn't kill them, but he cant figure out where on earth them weeds are coming from. i'm like "DUH DAD, ITS ALL THAT DAMN BIRD FOOD YOU CRAM OUT THERE IN THAT FEEDER. IF IT WAS POT SEED YOU WAS FEEDING THEM BIRDS- YOU'D HAVE A WHOLE BACK YARD FULL OF MARIJUANA." he looked at me strange like- but only for a moment and he said, "you know, i'll bet you are right."
