dear tweedle dee dee diary,
i am up again. what does that mean for you? NOTHING. but i am up. with red fingernails- which are close to perfect- but not quite. what a glorious day we have here today. i am serious. fucking i dunno what to do first, so ima do what i do best- what i love to do the most- NOTHING. i am so good at it too. nobody does it better than me, i bet. not going to kentucky didn't piss me off much- all i had to do was think about sitting in the car next to the unibomber for 5 hours and that was just to get there. then we'd have to come home after that, another 5 there, plus he can never park, find anywhere to eat, or just go anywhere without it being a full blown ordeal- NOTHING is simple when you travel with the unibomber. he gets so pissed off too. i'm not like that. if i miss a turn- i will flip a bitch before i drive an hour and a half. i also do not, "know a better way," because i know NOTHING about the town i have never been to and i am not ashamed to admit that. i drove to denver once to pick him up, just me and my dog marty, SHOUT OUT TO MARTY IN HEAVEN BUT NO SHOUT OUT TO CUNTFACE YET TODAY, and i never got lost once until the unibomber got in the car and marty even jumped out the window (twice) and ran off) just sayin.
i am up again. what does that mean for you? NOTHING. but i am up. with red fingernails- which are close to perfect- but not quite. what a glorious day we have here today. i am serious. fucking i dunno what to do first, so ima do what i do best- what i love to do the most- NOTHING. i am so good at it too. nobody does it better than me, i bet. not going to kentucky didn't piss me off much- all i had to do was think about sitting in the car next to the unibomber for 5 hours and that was just to get there. then we'd have to come home after that, another 5 there, plus he can never park, find anywhere to eat, or just go anywhere without it being a full blown ordeal- NOTHING is simple when you travel with the unibomber. he gets so pissed off too. i'm not like that. if i miss a turn- i will flip a bitch before i drive an hour and a half. i also do not, "know a better way," because i know NOTHING about the town i have never been to and i am not ashamed to admit that. i drove to denver once to pick him up, just me and my dog marty, SHOUT OUT TO MARTY IN HEAVEN BUT NO SHOUT OUT TO CUNTFACE YET TODAY, and i never got lost once until the unibomber got in the car and marty even jumped out the window (twice) and ran off) just sayin.
