dear squeaky bed diary,
i think it is really something that a brand new thousand dollar box springs and mattress set squeaks when a tiny little person is laying in them and rolls over. i betcha it really sounds awful when there is some heavy duty action on top of them babies- they prolly sound like they're gunna bust in half. i'll have to pay attention NEXT YEAR, or whenever i get lucky again. i know the car seats still hold up pretty good- no i don't, i just said that. there ain't no room in my car for sex- you gotta get out of the car- damn. everyone knows that shit. i still get lucky every now and then- but i don't think the bed squeaks- i'll have to listen for it. nothing squeaks in the bathtub. all i can hear is the water and when he hears the water, i wish he'd fucking just not come near the bathtub area. it only takes me a second or two- i need that time.
i think it is really something that a brand new thousand dollar box springs and mattress set squeaks when a tiny little person is laying in them and rolls over. i betcha it really sounds awful when there is some heavy duty action on top of them babies- they prolly sound like they're gunna bust in half. i'll have to pay attention NEXT YEAR, or whenever i get lucky again. i know the car seats still hold up pretty good- no i don't, i just said that. there ain't no room in my car for sex- you gotta get out of the car- damn. everyone knows that shit. i still get lucky every now and then- but i don't think the bed squeaks- i'll have to listen for it. nothing squeaks in the bathtub. all i can hear is the water and when he hears the water, i wish he'd fucking just not come near the bathtub area. it only takes me a second or two- i need that time.
