dear it has been cold and now it's hot diary,
sickness will be brewing. people always get sick when the weather does this shit. i stay away from people, other than my contracted clients, so i wont get sick. i will now name this post 'radical change,' and somewhat dedicate it to the way it feels outside and then tell you how bad prince harry stunk up the house this morning with his hair product. something MUST be done about this because a person should not be woken up by the smell of hair products. i don't care who you are in life- hair products, and non-aerosol at that, should never greet a person from a glorious fit of slumber. i knew the hair product smelled horrible last night when i first smelled it, but never once thought of the possibility of it waking me up at any time. my plan is to slip into his forbidden territory and lift it into the public area and place it directly into the garbage receptacle outside as soon as i possibly can. then i intend on cleaning the upstairs bathroom to call it an accident when he comes back to find it missing. it is a lot of work on this- A SAFE HOT DAY, but something has to happen. feel me?
sickness will be brewing. people always get sick when the weather does this shit. i stay away from people, other than my contracted clients, so i wont get sick. i will now name this post 'radical change,' and somewhat dedicate it to the way it feels outside and then tell you how bad prince harry stunk up the house this morning with his hair product. something MUST be done about this because a person should not be woken up by the smell of hair products. i don't care who you are in life- hair products, and non-aerosol at that, should never greet a person from a glorious fit of slumber. i knew the hair product smelled horrible last night when i first smelled it, but never once thought of the possibility of it waking me up at any time. my plan is to slip into his forbidden territory and lift it into the public area and place it directly into the garbage receptacle outside as soon as i possibly can. then i intend on cleaning the upstairs bathroom to call it an accident when he comes back to find it missing. it is a lot of work on this- A SAFE HOT DAY, but something has to happen. feel me?
