dear i like the sun and my sons diary,
tell me why my son can pick up a snake from the yard but not the snake in our house. tell me why the sun shines so brightly on the plants on the porch and they grow so big and happy- all but that one that ain't died yet. i wish i knew why i planted that tree next to my driveway, it seemed like a good idea at the time. now that the hair has grown back in on my chin, it is time to yank that mother fucker out again. the problem is- sometimes it will break. not often will this happen, but it does and it sucks because then i must wait for it to come back in- to pull the bitch again. usually something of good luck in nature will occur when i pull the little black bastard out and blow it off my finger while making the same wish i have made for the last sixteen months. i don't feel like i am betraying my wish by sharing it here, because i am not disclosing the ACTUAL wish when i tell you what i wish for. i squeeze my eyeballs really tight, is what i do, then i take the deepest breath in that a former and 'in waiting' pothead can take in, and i blow the black chin hair off my 'fuck you' finger of my left hand and i wish my hardcore wish, "PLEASE KARMA, DEAREST KARMA, JUST DO YOUR VERY BEST," then i open my eyeballs up and my bastard hair is always gone. i know my wish will come true. and iffin it already has, i hope it comes true again. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE!
tell me why my son can pick up a snake from the yard but not the snake in our house. tell me why the sun shines so brightly on the plants on the porch and they grow so big and happy- all but that one that ain't died yet. i wish i knew why i planted that tree next to my driveway, it seemed like a good idea at the time. now that the hair has grown back in on my chin, it is time to yank that mother fucker out again. the problem is- sometimes it will break. not often will this happen, but it does and it sucks because then i must wait for it to come back in- to pull the bitch again. usually something of good luck in nature will occur when i pull the little black bastard out and blow it off my finger while making the same wish i have made for the last sixteen months. i don't feel like i am betraying my wish by sharing it here, because i am not disclosing the ACTUAL wish when i tell you what i wish for. i squeeze my eyeballs really tight, is what i do, then i take the deepest breath in that a former and 'in waiting' pothead can take in, and i blow the black chin hair off my 'fuck you' finger of my left hand and i wish my hardcore wish, "PLEASE KARMA, DEAREST KARMA, JUST DO YOUR VERY BEST," then i open my eyeballs up and my bastard hair is always gone. i know my wish will come true. and iffin it already has, i hope it comes true again. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE!
