dear my good fuckers diary,
the thunder woke me up at 2:14PM, but my dumb ass went right back to sleep without any difficulty. i really did. snore town. i realized becky wasn't there with me, and then after the big boom, she reappeared suddenly- only to take my sleeping breath away when she got her right spot. KERPLUNK. and there she stayed- til 4:15- when the unibomber and prince william returned. i slept so damn good. i did. i keep thinking i should go back. i want to. just to hold my girl- if nothing else. the grump tried to hump me today. i wasn't down for that. sometimes i'll let him- just because i know it makes him feel like more of a man dog, and he ain't doin nothing- but today he was after my head- and well- lining up for a 69 with my male dog didn't quite sit right with me today. plus i was tired. and something about seeing his balls swinging above me just seemed wrong on all eight levels. i punched him in his ass. i'll tell you, he got off right away- and when i say that, i mean the fucker moved off and away from my head quick. i went to sleep soon after.
the thunder woke me up at 2:14PM, but my dumb ass went right back to sleep without any difficulty. i really did. snore town. i realized becky wasn't there with me, and then after the big boom, she reappeared suddenly- only to take my sleeping breath away when she got her right spot. KERPLUNK. and there she stayed- til 4:15- when the unibomber and prince william returned. i slept so damn good. i did. i keep thinking i should go back. i want to. just to hold my girl- if nothing else. the grump tried to hump me today. i wasn't down for that. sometimes i'll let him- just because i know it makes him feel like more of a man dog, and he ain't doin nothing- but today he was after my head- and well- lining up for a 69 with my male dog didn't quite sit right with me today. plus i was tired. and something about seeing his balls swinging above me just seemed wrong on all eight levels. i punched him in his ass. i'll tell you, he got off right away- and when i say that, i mean the fucker moved off and away from my head quick. i went to sleep soon after.
