May 4, 2011

what is a dildo?

dear does it vibrate diary,

if it doesn't then what would be the point? who needs anymore salami shoved up their slot? i really am starving at this point in time. i want something like tapioca pudding and chicken strips. does that not sound like a dream? oh wow. the agenda today consists of next to nothing. a bath, a visit with my flowers, a walk with the dog, a nap, seriously, nothing i couldn't do any other day. i just want to enjoy the sunshine and time with my old carpet and think about the differences between a dildo and a vibrator. i know there are more than the obvious. there has to be.