dear puking hungry diary,
ever been so hungry you could die? i am right now. i know i ain't gunna die, but feel like ima gunna hurl. oh wow. i think i just remembered part of my dream as i typed 'hurl.' i hate when that happens. i sure did get a flashback, but i wont bore you guys with that shit- it was nasty. i have the cutest new baby grass growing in my front yard. i had a few tiny bald spots and so i got some seed and planted it and they all filled in. i killed the little spots with fertilizer because i am a dumbass. who knew. prolly everyone but me. but i know now. i don't like fertilizer in little pellet form. i use liquid now. it just works better. i gave my pellet fertilizer shit to my dad because he knows how to use it. i spray my trees for ants and everything. i spray my yard for ants and i still have ants. ima cut the trees down. i know the ants live in my cedar trees cuz i caught them living there last year. i was pissed off. i'm still mad. ima eat. ima have to. ima puke.
ever been so hungry you could die? i am right now. i know i ain't gunna die, but feel like ima gunna hurl. oh wow. i think i just remembered part of my dream as i typed 'hurl.' i hate when that happens. i sure did get a flashback, but i wont bore you guys with that shit- it was nasty. i have the cutest new baby grass growing in my front yard. i had a few tiny bald spots and so i got some seed and planted it and they all filled in. i killed the little spots with fertilizer because i am a dumbass. who knew. prolly everyone but me. but i know now. i don't like fertilizer in little pellet form. i use liquid now. it just works better. i gave my pellet fertilizer shit to my dad because he knows how to use it. i spray my trees for ants and everything. i spray my yard for ants and i still have ants. ima cut the trees down. i know the ants live in my cedar trees cuz i caught them living there last year. i was pissed off. i'm still mad. ima eat. ima have to. ima puke.
