dear hay in my mouth diary,
i need to chew in something and many times hay feels really good smashing between my teeth and rolling over my tongue. fuck whoever ain't chewed on a piece of hay and cant appreciate that, and bless those who can, it's a mighty good way to clean your teeth too, by the way. you could have asked my grandpa, but he died when he was 92 WITH ALL OF HIS FUCKING TEETH. so that right there ought to tell you something. but hey, if you don't want to chew on hay, that's on you. i grew up on the shit. i think it is beautiful. look at this shit. wanna stick your mouth around that? seriously. isn't that beautiful? you don't have to agree, but you can if you want but you don't have to because
i already know it is. and tasty fresh too. the smell makes me sneeze when they cut and bail it. but i can chew on a piece all freakin day. you can drink through a piece of straw too. but you should do this before you chew on it because you'll smash up the ends and then it doesn't work as well. hay is fresher than straw anyway. so i didn't mean to confuse you. ima be down where they make them hay bails at today. i wish i could stick one in the trunk and wag it home. but i couldn't lift it. i could take a sandwich bag and bring home a handful of hay to eat later, but i'd prolly rather have oats or corn.
i need to chew in something and many times hay feels really good smashing between my teeth and rolling over my tongue. fuck whoever ain't chewed on a piece of hay and cant appreciate that, and bless those who can, it's a mighty good way to clean your teeth too, by the way. you could have asked my grandpa, but he died when he was 92 WITH ALL OF HIS FUCKING TEETH. so that right there ought to tell you something. but hey, if you don't want to chew on hay, that's on you. i grew up on the shit. i think it is beautiful. look at this shit. wanna stick your mouth around that? seriously. isn't that beautiful? you don't have to agree, but you can if you want but you don't have to because
i already know it is. and tasty fresh too. the smell makes me sneeze when they cut and bail it. but i can chew on a piece all freakin day. you can drink through a piece of straw too. but you should do this before you chew on it because you'll smash up the ends and then it doesn't work as well. hay is fresher than straw anyway. so i didn't mean to confuse you. ima be down where they make them hay bails at today. i wish i could stick one in the trunk and wag it home. but i couldn't lift it. i could take a sandwich bag and bring home a handful of hay to eat later, but i'd prolly rather have oats or corn. 