dear oh dear oh dear diary,
i am sitting here wondering when i will be ready to post something intelligent, but i doubt that will ever happen tonight. seems like all i have on my mind are my tits and chicken wings and potato soup- so i dunno. looking ahead to tomorrow already, i can see nothing that needs to be done yet, which relieves me of any pressing duties. whew. i feel better already. fucking i had a father's day gift for my dad all planned out in my fat head and now i cant remember what it was. oh but i have the world's greatest post ready for sunday. FUCK YES. picture and all. part of the picture has already been posted in a previous post on my blog, AND left outside the courthouse, AND entered as evidence in two court cases AND everything else, but ima post the whole mother fucker- cuz i can, cuz i want to, and cuz i think it is time. stay tuned for that. i hate it when my mind shuts down though- i know i knew the perfect gift- just the other day- and OMFG I JUST REMEMBERED- he needed a new garden hose. thank you for reminding me. blogging always helps.
i am sitting here wondering when i will be ready to post something intelligent, but i doubt that will ever happen tonight. seems like all i have on my mind are my tits and chicken wings and potato soup- so i dunno. looking ahead to tomorrow already, i can see nothing that needs to be done yet, which relieves me of any pressing duties. whew. i feel better already. fucking i had a father's day gift for my dad all planned out in my fat head and now i cant remember what it was. oh but i have the world's greatest post ready for sunday. FUCK YES. picture and all. part of the picture has already been posted in a previous post on my blog, AND left outside the courthouse, AND entered as evidence in two court cases AND everything else, but ima post the whole mother fucker- cuz i can, cuz i want to, and cuz i think it is time. stay tuned for that. i hate it when my mind shuts down though- i know i knew the perfect gift- just the other day- and OMFG I JUST REMEMBERED- he needed a new garden hose. thank you for reminding me. blogging always helps.
