dear red juice on my shirt diary,
i forgot how to eat a strawberry. thankfully, half way through the bowl, but a little on the late side for my shirt, i remembered and then ran out of sugar for the last one. i reunited him with his friends. my dad would say i didn't need sugar for them, but that's him- for his strawberries. i gotta have sugar on mine. i got a recipe for strawberry salsa, but i ain't making that this time- ain't got my fill yet. plus i cant get up the nerve to put an onion anywheres near a strawberry- omfg. ima eat some more strawberries in a minute. i got my first mosquito bite today and my whole arm swelled up and i figured it would fall off and i'd prolly die. i never did. it was an amish mosquito. it came on a buggy and left on a horse drawn wagon train. i killed it. slapped it dead on my arm while it was sucking on me- that big hero. one less lonely blood filled hero in the world and i'm going to be fine.
i forgot how to eat a strawberry. thankfully, half way through the bowl, but a little on the late side for my shirt, i remembered and then ran out of sugar for the last one. i reunited him with his friends. my dad would say i didn't need sugar for them, but that's him- for his strawberries. i gotta have sugar on mine. i got a recipe for strawberry salsa, but i ain't making that this time- ain't got my fill yet. plus i cant get up the nerve to put an onion anywheres near a strawberry- omfg. ima eat some more strawberries in a minute. i got my first mosquito bite today and my whole arm swelled up and i figured it would fall off and i'd prolly die. i never did. it was an amish mosquito. it came on a buggy and left on a horse drawn wagon train. i killed it. slapped it dead on my arm while it was sucking on me- that big hero. one less lonely blood filled hero in the world and i'm going to be fine.
