dear real time diary,
today as we were coming home from the hardware store, or tonight rather, the unibomber made a reference to his penis- which i thought was odd, beins it interrupted my own thoughts of pulling the chin hair from my chin and eating the watermelon in my fridge again, i was nowhere near thinking of his penis or any penis for that matter. he called his penis a, "center pier," and i was set back for a minute because i found this a bit strange. "i thought you called your penis FLEX," i blurted, because twenty years ago, that's what he called it when i was with him- and when we split up, THAT IS WHAT HIS FUCKING GIRLFRIEND CALLED IT AS WELL, and i'd never heard him announce any changes SINCE THEN, till now, so i was kindof shocked, "but I'LL KEEP THAT UNDER ADVISEMENT," i finished. we finished the ride home in complete silence.
today as we were coming home from the hardware store, or tonight rather, the unibomber made a reference to his penis- which i thought was odd, beins it interrupted my own thoughts of pulling the chin hair from my chin and eating the watermelon in my fridge again, i was nowhere near thinking of his penis or any penis for that matter. he called his penis a, "center pier," and i was set back for a minute because i found this a bit strange. "i thought you called your penis FLEX," i blurted, because twenty years ago, that's what he called it when i was with him- and when we split up, THAT IS WHAT HIS FUCKING GIRLFRIEND CALLED IT AS WELL, and i'd never heard him announce any changes SINCE THEN, till now, so i was kindof shocked, "but I'LL KEEP THAT UNDER ADVISEMENT," i finished. we finished the ride home in complete silence.
