dear grey door diary,
my old house had a new back door on it. i'd say it was due for one. i hope they didn't fuck with that bad ass front door that nobody ever used. my old house had all kinds of doors and porches. in all actuality, it had two front doors and two back doors. they put a new back door on the porch is what they did. so it's prolly the best insulated part of the porch now- that door. well and the closet- if there are any coats hanging in there. it was cold as a big bitch in there. i had a washer up there in the summer but that fucker would freeze up solid as a brickbat come winter. i know that is where all the mice came in- from the back porch. i coulda chewed through the walls myself. farm mice are smarter than city mice too, because THEY KNOW shit city mice ain't gotta know about. like, when you put out mice and rat poison- you cant touch it with your fingers- they KNOW and they WONT touch it. you gotta use a fork and get it out of the tub it comes in. we'd put that shit out in the barns to bait the little devils. i sure wish ida had my snake out there- ida let her run loose in the cellar AND barn. i sure would have. i bet country mice would taste better than city mice to a snake. when you live in the country- you gotta give up the rock and roll. i'd go back there in a split second. but i think i'd keep my city house for when i needed noise and an escape from the bugs or when i just wanted to hang with some thugs.
my old house had a new back door on it. i'd say it was due for one. i hope they didn't fuck with that bad ass front door that nobody ever used. my old house had all kinds of doors and porches. in all actuality, it had two front doors and two back doors. they put a new back door on the porch is what they did. so it's prolly the best insulated part of the porch now- that door. well and the closet- if there are any coats hanging in there. it was cold as a big bitch in there. i had a washer up there in the summer but that fucker would freeze up solid as a brickbat come winter. i know that is where all the mice came in- from the back porch. i coulda chewed through the walls myself. farm mice are smarter than city mice too, because THEY KNOW shit city mice ain't gotta know about. like, when you put out mice and rat poison- you cant touch it with your fingers- they KNOW and they WONT touch it. you gotta use a fork and get it out of the tub it comes in. we'd put that shit out in the barns to bait the little devils. i sure wish ida had my snake out there- ida let her run loose in the cellar AND barn. i sure would have. i bet country mice would taste better than city mice to a snake. when you live in the country- you gotta give up the rock and roll. i'd go back there in a split second. but i think i'd keep my city house for when i needed noise and an escape from the bugs or when i just wanted to hang with some thugs.
