June 6, 2011

death by ass

dear there is a GOD diary,

tonight i got some relief. i KNOW what lady gaga's ass will look like in fifteen years.  wanna know how i know??? okay i'll cave in and show you, but promise that your feelings WILL NOT change towards me afterwards. PROMISE?? okay then look at it and then i'll tell you. i apologize for the quality, just LOOK at the fucking picture and shut the FUCK UP. this is what lady gaga's ass looks like NOW.

look at the head on that. now, without further ado, i want to say, wow. i need to again say, WOW. now, after i process seeing the photo enlarged, again, wow. i could go in the bathroom right now and produce a photo that looks damn near identical to this- i'm almost positive. i think the majority of women could, (or one better) as i see NOTHING special about that ass- and it shore ain't looking twenty five in them granny panties. and that's being on the one hundred or however you say that. again, wow, GIVE ME THE CAMERA, shit- i'll put that bitch down my pants- hail. thank you for making her the superstar though, it makes me feel much better as a whore.