June 28, 2011

dont just stand there- FALL OVER DEAD ALREADY

dear icebox diary,

high. whatchoo dooin? i'm in the mood for a melody. with extra cheese. harry came home with a story to tell. ida beat his ass if coulda stayed out of hell. he saw the hero tonight standing on his back deck- but he didn't see him fall off- so i was disappointed like heck. i couldn't figure out why he'd even tell me AT ALL. he said he and hannah and been to the mall. i told him next time don't even tell me unless he sees his fat ass fall. people always want to flock and tell me when they see his dumb ass- i would get much more enjoyment if i still smoked good grass. you know part of me would feel just terrible of something awful happened to the hero and it had nothing to do with me, i could have saved so much time for everybody.