dear peach pie diary,
my daddy will be ever so pleased with my efforts, i hope, and if he likes it i will take a picture of his cleaned up plate there afterwards. i might even take a picture of the fucker before i cut into the bitch, but half my pretty crust fell off in the oven when the dogs was fussin. that's why i cant bake the pretty cakes around here because of the dancing and prancing they do throughout the house like pitbulls in a department store, prolly like von maur or something. they fought over the eyes of elmo tonight. the dorks. my mom made all the pretty shit to eat. i just make all the good shit. i don't give a fuck what it looks like- really. give me a clean plate and we are off to the races.
my daddy will be ever so pleased with my efforts, i hope, and if he likes it i will take a picture of his cleaned up plate there afterwards. i might even take a picture of the fucker before i cut into the bitch, but half my pretty crust fell off in the oven when the dogs was fussin. that's why i cant bake the pretty cakes around here because of the dancing and prancing they do throughout the house like pitbulls in a department store, prolly like von maur or something. they fought over the eyes of elmo tonight. the dorks. my mom made all the pretty shit to eat. i just make all the good shit. i don't give a fuck what it looks like- really. give me a clean plate and we are off to the races.
