June 4, 2011

the freaky squatter

dear lazy overlay diary,

doing what is easiest sometimes ain't the worst thing. really. oh shit now my right eye is twitching. that usually means something significant. altho, to date, i have yet to figure out what that means until after it happens. you can see it moving in the mirror too- it is quite the freak show. but anyway, last night before i went to bed, i fucked around and just painted over my nails and they been had paint on them now for a week. that is fucking some lazy shit right there now. so this morning when i got up to let the dogs out, i used my hand to open the door and i looked down and i was like, "WTF?" i had perfect fucking nails again. i'd FORGOT i'd painted them already. then i spent the next eight and a half minutes- the whole time the dogs were out- just sitting on the stairs GAZING at my nails and looking at the reflection of my tooth and eyeball in each one. amazed at the quality of opi paints, again i swore off any other brand. vodka & caviar is what i have on today- the reddest of all reds. it is an old color, classic they call it, but i love it. it will match my boots i plan to wear later to the important place i feel i need to go.