dear thunder in my bed diary,
that was so nice last night. i love going to bed when it's loud and crackin outside. becky always smushes up extra close and it's like music hearing the rain tapping on the windows. becky, i've decided, is a koala bear. she folds up like a chair when she sleeps and does NOT move. she stunk like something dead last night and i told her too. but i told her i didn't care what she smelled like- i loved her. she smells like me now and my perfume, number 3 by jessica mcclintock- is what i had on last night. it smells good on becky. my hair is a wild mess today. i like it. i took a porno pic of the old grump dog this morning and i thought about advertising on the personals. tell me what you guys think? would the grump get any takers? i'm thinking he would.
that was so nice last night. i love going to bed when it's loud and crackin outside. becky always smushes up extra close and it's like music hearing the rain tapping on the windows. becky, i've decided, is a koala bear. she folds up like a chair when she sleeps and does NOT move. she stunk like something dead last night and i told her too. but i told her i didn't care what she smelled like- i loved her. she smells like me now and my perfume, number 3 by jessica mcclintock- is what i had on last night. it smells good on becky. my hair is a wild mess today. i like it. i took a porno pic of the old grump dog this morning and i thought about advertising on the personals. tell me what you guys think? would the grump get any takers? i'm thinking he would.
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