dear pissing in a stream diary,
man i have to pee right now. i could piss a lake. i really could. i know i could make a fountain prolly- i have that good of pressure. i used to think you could tell the size of a guy's dick by how hard he pissed. ain't that dumb. well i found out that ain't so accurate of a tool as to judge for a dicksizer. so skip that. i guess all the years i spent listening were a waste. ewww. while i am sitting here thinking about why i am not pissing, i know the longer i wait- the longer it will be before i have to go again. now that is a true sleep warrior. always thinking about the longest possible sleep stretch. at the end of the day i don't mind pissing- i just don't like pissing in the middle of the night as much.
man i have to pee right now. i could piss a lake. i really could. i know i could make a fountain prolly- i have that good of pressure. i used to think you could tell the size of a guy's dick by how hard he pissed. ain't that dumb. well i found out that ain't so accurate of a tool as to judge for a dicksizer. so skip that. i guess all the years i spent listening were a waste. ewww. while i am sitting here thinking about why i am not pissing, i know the longer i wait- the longer it will be before i have to go again. now that is a true sleep warrior. always thinking about the longest possible sleep stretch. at the end of the day i don't mind pissing- i just don't like pissing in the middle of the night as much.
