June 28, 2011

happy birthday JOETURD

dear joeman diary,

i remember the cutest little dude. his name was joey. in 1992 he was eight. so i dunno how old he is now. somebody else out there can do the math. but he's pretty grown up now. he was my best friend drunk kelly's son. her baby that lived. well it turns out all three of her babies lived but that's not how i knew it for the whole time we were friends (fifteen years) but that is another post because this one is about JOETURD. SHOUT OUT TO THE JOEMAN- THE JOETURD- THE JOEYBABY- THE JOSEPH. i pulled his pants down  once in the kitchen of their old house. i will never forget that. i loved joey. he was never a pain in the ass kid like some kids are. he was a grown up kid form day one. i felt kind of bad for him sometimes. but he was half grown by the time i met him. then his mom shipped him off to colorado to live with her mom so she could begin a new life. bye bye joey. when joey came back for a visit, he brought the grown up dead baby with him- who was a sister. now joey had two sisters that were alive and a new step dad. wow- a shock to the whore friend who lived next door and watched all the lies unfold, one after the other. anyway today is joey's birthday. sweet little joey. that fucker was cute. he was gunna raise 17 kids and have no wife. i wonder what kid he is on now?