dear dead battery and excited about that diary,
today i intend on sleeping until i wake up. how's that grab ya? then ima get up and prolly take a regular bath and wash my funkified hair. oh yeah. prolly yep. and then ima go outside and look at my plants. after all, it is a safeday. i think anyway. i dunno- i haven't tasted the air yet. then i think i shall just skip around and sing all day. i trimmed my mums last night back even with the porch because they were big and large so now i made them look like bushes. i will never have to plant flowers across the front of my house again. mums are the way to go. the unibomber wont mow the front yard because he planted grass seed, so we look homeless with a house. it's so sad. the city should be sending a letter by the first of july. ok the back yard is mowed but not the front. what will that letter say i wonder? "dear home owner, is there some significant reason that you refuse to mow your front yard or do you just want to look like you are a pilgrim living in a wheat field? mow it or we will you stupid whore. love, the city. ps you know your crotch be lookin the same way hell."
today i intend on sleeping until i wake up. how's that grab ya? then ima get up and prolly take a regular bath and wash my funkified hair. oh yeah. prolly yep. and then ima go outside and look at my plants. after all, it is a safeday. i think anyway. i dunno- i haven't tasted the air yet. then i think i shall just skip around and sing all day. i trimmed my mums last night back even with the porch because they were big and large so now i made them look like bushes. i will never have to plant flowers across the front of my house again. mums are the way to go. the unibomber wont mow the front yard because he planted grass seed, so we look homeless with a house. it's so sad. the city should be sending a letter by the first of july. ok the back yard is mowed but not the front. what will that letter say i wonder? "dear home owner, is there some significant reason that you refuse to mow your front yard or do you just want to look like you are a pilgrim living in a wheat field? mow it or we will you stupid whore. love, the city. ps you know your crotch be lookin the same way hell."
