nearly retarded diary,
we are gathered here today
to get through this thing here called...
my next blog post.
i'm here to say today,
it's a mighty retarded blog post (just like you)
and there's nothing else...
like it in the cyber world. (just like you)
being retarded is a mighty big deal,
being a whore is too,
unionizing those two things
has united me here with you.
so if you call up the sheriff in your local town,
to file a complaint against me someday,
remember...
i play by the rules,
i may take pictures of your jewels,
and if i've sucked it....
i can pick it out of an ad on craig's list.
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