June 12, 2011

isn't life strange when the lighter don't work man?

dear i got the gag order diary,

seems like the blunt them guys just smoked had a hole in it or something because they kept suckin and suckin and nothin was coming out of their mouths but nasty smellin breath stench and i was looking so forward to the second hand smoke and the possibility of a contact buzz. ida even french kissed that one just for a quick taste of the sweet leaf. butt fuck me in the ass- there was no smoke that i saw- except from the rolled up unit- which burnt up before it ever even got back to the one ida preferred to kiss- if given a choice. who ever heard of a whore dying to kiss anyway? omfg i'll suffocate a mother fucker the next time it does happen. wait- watch and see if i ain't lyin. ima go clean the bathroom mirror and polish my skills and then take a nap.