dear for sure diary,
i get the most personal emails after i post shit about the goings on in my daily life. it makes me wonder how many of you live with me now. sometimes i wish i knew, but i'm kinda glad i don't. that way i don't fall in love. because you know i do that easy. that is one of the two reasons i NEVER respond to any of the emails i get. plus- it is true. i become attached like a lost fucking dog. a starving lost dog no less, wait, make that a cold starving wet abandoned lost dog- all alone with my physical dog bodied family- who're prolly running off somewhere causing a disturbance and me- the only quiet dog survivor- and i have the sweetest puppy dog eyeballs and i love you so much already and i want you to take me home. but you wont. and that is fine because i have my own big people house where i pay my own big people bills and i am fully capable of taking care of my own fucking needs and i have the unibomber who wont leave ever, even if i had you carry him away, so oh FUCKING YIPPY yay for me. i will live on my blog here forever, until further notice.
i get the most personal emails after i post shit about the goings on in my daily life. it makes me wonder how many of you live with me now. sometimes i wish i knew, but i'm kinda glad i don't. that way i don't fall in love. because you know i do that easy. that is one of the two reasons i NEVER respond to any of the emails i get. plus- it is true. i become attached like a lost fucking dog. a starving lost dog no less, wait, make that a cold starving wet abandoned lost dog- all alone with my physical dog bodied family- who're prolly running off somewhere causing a disturbance and me- the only quiet dog survivor- and i have the sweetest puppy dog eyeballs and i love you so much already and i want you to take me home. but you wont. and that is fine because i have my own big people house where i pay my own big people bills and i am fully capable of taking care of my own fucking needs and i have the unibomber who wont leave ever, even if i had you carry him away, so oh FUCKING YIPPY yay for me. i will live on my blog here forever, until further notice.
