dear statewide travel diary,
the unibomber and i took becky down to see william and lohan (his girlfriend) who is on home arrest. she has thirty six days left and intends on getting her money out of the service provided to her. while sitting in the car visiting, two sheriff cars pulled up because apparently she was away from the house to far and this caused her ankle unit to become activated. lohan is the first one to be on home arrest in her town. i think that is so funny. leave it to lohan to have a roof party in the car and have the cops coming from both directions. becky knew something was wrong when she saw the cherries, i didn't quite know what to think- but i didn't have my strap on- so i wasn't that worried. lohan and i jumped out of the car and i sprayed the perfume- an old pothead habit- it did cover the smell of the cigarette i had smoked earlier however because we hadn't even smoked anything else. and just so everybody knows, i am aware that the smell of perfume does not cover the smell of burning/burnt reefer, but it will make someone wonder what they smelled more of after they've smelled each. so there. it wasn't long after the cops left that we left, but i was ready to go anyway. i just wanted to take them a mcchicken and go for a ride really. i needed to get out of the house. i feel like i am the one on house arrest sometimes.
the unibomber and i took becky down to see william and lohan (his girlfriend) who is on home arrest. she has thirty six days left and intends on getting her money out of the service provided to her. while sitting in the car visiting, two sheriff cars pulled up because apparently she was away from the house to far and this caused her ankle unit to become activated. lohan is the first one to be on home arrest in her town. i think that is so funny. leave it to lohan to have a roof party in the car and have the cops coming from both directions. becky knew something was wrong when she saw the cherries, i didn't quite know what to think- but i didn't have my strap on- so i wasn't that worried. lohan and i jumped out of the car and i sprayed the perfume- an old pothead habit- it did cover the smell of the cigarette i had smoked earlier however because we hadn't even smoked anything else. and just so everybody knows, i am aware that the smell of perfume does not cover the smell of burning/burnt reefer, but it will make someone wonder what they smelled more of after they've smelled each. so there. it wasn't long after the cops left that we left, but i was ready to go anyway. i just wanted to take them a mcchicken and go for a ride really. i needed to get out of the house. i feel like i am the one on house arrest sometimes.
