dear roger on vacation diary,
umm, i dunno, but last time i checked- a vacation did not include roofing. you might be a dumbass if your vacation includes a hammer and sweat... oh wait... i suppose roger could have been roofing in the tropics. let us give roger the benefit of the doubt and imagine roger was roofing in the mediterranean islands where the waters are so blue and the skies even bluer. what a lucky guy. i'm hoping it was a tear off. yes, i am picturing roger the only white man in pants- roofing his family's roof- overseas- using his american knowledge- while also supplying all the island women with plenty of exciting afternoon fulls of fun eye pleasure. roofing is a dirty job, i know because the unibomber thought he wanted to roof for a period of time once. i just hated that smell on his body. even after a shower he still stunk. his skills came in handy when he roofed my dad's house, and my house, and all my friend's houses, but being licensed and bonded and insured to do stranger's homes was a pain in the ass. i made him quit doin all that. he never fell off the roof- and i got tired of waiting.
umm, i dunno, but last time i checked- a vacation did not include roofing. you might be a dumbass if your vacation includes a hammer and sweat... oh wait... i suppose roger could have been roofing in the tropics. let us give roger the benefit of the doubt and imagine roger was roofing in the mediterranean islands where the waters are so blue and the skies even bluer. what a lucky guy. i'm hoping it was a tear off. yes, i am picturing roger the only white man in pants- roofing his family's roof- overseas- using his american knowledge- while also supplying all the island women with plenty of exciting afternoon fulls of fun eye pleasure. roofing is a dirty job, i know because the unibomber thought he wanted to roof for a period of time once. i just hated that smell on his body. even after a shower he still stunk. his skills came in handy when he roofed my dad's house, and my house, and all my friend's houses, but being licensed and bonded and insured to do stranger's homes was a pain in the ass. i made him quit doin all that. he never fell off the roof- and i got tired of waiting.
