June 28, 2011

now you know

dear do you know diary,

i had an interesting day. i didn't do anything different than any other day, but something peeked my interest more than other days. my terror alert level has been elevated. all in all i think that was a good system, so i still use it. i report for duty whenever they call. i got drafted once, but i didn't go. i skipped town and sent in a note telling them i drowned. i'm all dried up now with no place to go, no shorts that are clean and every towel smells like mold. the unibomber did the stinkin laundry- give him all the points- i'll do mine when i get ready. a high stamina well conditioned fighter- i'll slit the guard every time, but i ain't usin a stinky fucking towel mother fucker. off to make the meatloaf bitch twats.