dear see what did i tell you diary,
i know my dogs. i didn't sleep worth a shit last night either. i dunno what that was about, but ima need some new fingernail polish today i think to make up for it. i have a certain subject on my mind i would like to address, but knowing the right way to address it is critical. dumping it on the page is really the only way to relieve myself, yet if i do this i could spoil what could be the most breathtaking experience to date. what do i do here? it has to do with cuntface and some things she has been up to. my lawyer and the police were amused, that is how i know you guys will shit twinkies when i tell you. i cant walk around with my ass cheeks squeezed together for the rest of my life, but i can for a couple more days. relax though, it has nothing to do with me really, except the part about my butt cheeks being squished together and the consultation with my lawyer. omg it's gunna be a fun summer.
i know my dogs. i didn't sleep worth a shit last night either. i dunno what that was about, but ima need some new fingernail polish today i think to make up for it. i have a certain subject on my mind i would like to address, but knowing the right way to address it is critical. dumping it on the page is really the only way to relieve myself, yet if i do this i could spoil what could be the most breathtaking experience to date. what do i do here? it has to do with cuntface and some things she has been up to. my lawyer and the police were amused, that is how i know you guys will shit twinkies when i tell you. i cant walk around with my ass cheeks squeezed together for the rest of my life, but i can for a couple more days. relax though, it has nothing to do with me really, except the part about my butt cheeks being squished together and the consultation with my lawyer. omg it's gunna be a fun summer.
