dear stellar accomplishment diary,
suck my flat ass if i didn't get pushed to the center again. they always do that to me. he worms his way on this side, she snuggles her way in deep on the other side and before i know it- i am locked in. kinda like traffic on the way home earlier tonight. this stupid fucking bitch was going slow in the hammer lane and clogging up traffic, so i waited patiently for my slow lane to flow fast enough to get around her to cut over and pass, oh but, just as soon as i do, the bitch wants to UP AND DECIDE to speed up so she can honk at me. well honk bitch that don't bother me a bit- but it slowed down traffic- and she gets over in the slow lane and manages to road rage her way past me somehow a few miles up the road- flipping me off and shaking her head and acting really stupid. i hadn't done anything to deserve all of that extra attention. i continued on my route- unaffected. then approaching my destination, looking ahead i could see a car weaving in the lanes and brake lights and then a car skidding. i then saw a line of traffic backing up and figured i'd be there forever, but it really wasn't that long before i found myself right next to that bitch ass lady that had shown me all that attention a few minutes earlier. i rolled down my passenger window and gave my horn the first toot of the day as i drove by and her fat dumbass was standing out in front of her car where she had rearended a semi. she flipped me off again as i rolled by. what do you bet she and cuntface know each other. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE!
suck my flat ass if i didn't get pushed to the center again. they always do that to me. he worms his way on this side, she snuggles her way in deep on the other side and before i know it- i am locked in. kinda like traffic on the way home earlier tonight. this stupid fucking bitch was going slow in the hammer lane and clogging up traffic, so i waited patiently for my slow lane to flow fast enough to get around her to cut over and pass, oh but, just as soon as i do, the bitch wants to UP AND DECIDE to speed up so she can honk at me. well honk bitch that don't bother me a bit- but it slowed down traffic- and she gets over in the slow lane and manages to road rage her way past me somehow a few miles up the road- flipping me off and shaking her head and acting really stupid. i hadn't done anything to deserve all of that extra attention. i continued on my route- unaffected. then approaching my destination, looking ahead i could see a car weaving in the lanes and brake lights and then a car skidding. i then saw a line of traffic backing up and figured i'd be there forever, but it really wasn't that long before i found myself right next to that bitch ass lady that had shown me all that attention a few minutes earlier. i rolled down my passenger window and gave my horn the first toot of the day as i drove by and her fat dumbass was standing out in front of her car where she had rearended a semi. she flipped me off again as i rolled by. what do you bet she and cuntface know each other. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE!
