dear broken ass foot diary,
i went to ruby tuesday's today, but it wasn't a tuesday like it is today and i ain't being a smartass. butt fuck me if i cant remember what day of the week it was either, so i suppose it could have been a tuesday, even though i know it wasn't. now you're gunna make me look- ain't cha. son of a bitch. you are. well hold on then. damner. shit. hail. it was a wednesday SO HAHAHA. on wednesday, 6/7/6, my kid, prince william broke his foot. wanna see?
i felt really awful for the little fucker, but the one person who made it all seem better at the time was the hero. he was the one who helped little prince william the most through the trauma of it all. he helped me too. i may have never even found out how the incident even happened had it not been for the efforts of the hero. looking back at all the time and love the hero had invested in my life and family, it is hard to believe someone could do all that for a piece of ass in passing. i wish ida told his cuntface wife in the surgical department that june afternoon WHEN SHE WAS NOT WORKING IN MY SON'S SURGERY, how damn perfect her husband was. then ida known i was a whore three years sooner.
i went to ruby tuesday's today, but it wasn't a tuesday like it is today and i ain't being a smartass. butt fuck me if i cant remember what day of the week it was either, so i suppose it could have been a tuesday, even though i know it wasn't. now you're gunna make me look- ain't cha. son of a bitch. you are. well hold on then. damner. shit. hail. it was a wednesday SO HAHAHA. on wednesday, 6/7/6, my kid, prince william broke his foot. wanna see?
