dear i am up and that is how it is diary,
figuring i could save the world, i got up to find the unibomber had left the premises in a quiet and sneaky manner. feeling his toothbrush, i noticed he didn't even brush his teeth before the escape. then i looked outside and realized he took his own vehicle, big sigh of relief there. he can just stay gone forever- i know he keeps a spare toothbrush in the glove compartment. the last few days have not been pleasant around here, they match the past ten years, i think, but whatever. i need a vacation and wouldn't have to go anywhere if someone else would. i would happily let the grump sleep in any direction he wishes- every night of the week- snoring at any volume level he pleases- as long as i could talk scream or sing in my sleep. if i go back to bed now and lay claim to it as my area for the rest of the day, then i ought to be able to have a no trespassing law take effect immediately for any other humans.
figuring i could save the world, i got up to find the unibomber had left the premises in a quiet and sneaky manner. feeling his toothbrush, i noticed he didn't even brush his teeth before the escape. then i looked outside and realized he took his own vehicle, big sigh of relief there. he can just stay gone forever- i know he keeps a spare toothbrush in the glove compartment. the last few days have not been pleasant around here, they match the past ten years, i think, but whatever. i need a vacation and wouldn't have to go anywhere if someone else would. i would happily let the grump sleep in any direction he wishes- every night of the week- snoring at any volume level he pleases- as long as i could talk scream or sing in my sleep. if i go back to bed now and lay claim to it as my area for the rest of the day, then i ought to be able to have a no trespassing law take effect immediately for any other humans.
