dear domesticated wonderland diary,
we allow fucking animals to freely roam in our houses you guys. cats and dogs- birds and snakes- ferrets and gawd only knows what else. i keep my snake caged for the majority of the time- but two dogs rule my roost. they own the fucking joint. sometimes i look at them and i wonder- who in the fuck said it was okay for animals, i mean ANIMALS for fuck sake, to come in and live inside our homes, share our beds, smoke our dope, eat off our dishes, shower in our showers, use our towels, eat our food, watch our tv, and have the everyday comforts of living in a home. i have bought both my dogs sandwiches at arby's, i've been at the drive thru and wondered what else to order FOR them. i've also, on MORE THAN ONE OCCASION, wanted to call home and make some kind of communication with one of them and let them know i got them a new toy or a surprise coming. i've spent hours trying to invent a communication device where they could contact me as well. i know becky thinks about me as much as i think about her when i am gone. i love that dog. so much. damn. it ain't even funny. i love the grump too, but it is hard tellin what he thinks about.
we allow fucking animals to freely roam in our houses you guys. cats and dogs- birds and snakes- ferrets and gawd only knows what else. i keep my snake caged for the majority of the time- but two dogs rule my roost. they own the fucking joint. sometimes i look at them and i wonder- who in the fuck said it was okay for animals, i mean ANIMALS for fuck sake, to come in and live inside our homes, share our beds, smoke our dope, eat off our dishes, shower in our showers, use our towels, eat our food, watch our tv, and have the everyday comforts of living in a home. i have bought both my dogs sandwiches at arby's, i've been at the drive thru and wondered what else to order FOR them. i've also, on MORE THAN ONE OCCASION, wanted to call home and make some kind of communication with one of them and let them know i got them a new toy or a surprise coming. i've spent hours trying to invent a communication device where they could contact me as well. i know becky thinks about me as much as i think about her when i am gone. i love that dog. so much. damn. it ain't even funny. i love the grump too, but it is hard tellin what he thinks about.
