dear diving in a trailer park diary,
i have never lived in a trailer, my mom always said they were like breadboxes. i'd be afraid the fucker would blow off come the first burst of wind. i wouldn't mind stayin in one down on the farm for the weekend or a week or something like that, but everyday life- i dunno. my grandparents had a mobile home trailer thing in arizona though that was affixed to the dagum earth. i dunno how that works. is it still a trailer when it is melted to the ground with glue and in the middle of "hell/paradise?" because i would have lived in that one for more than a week. i don't care if the grass was spray painted green and a big cactus was the only tree- i'da lived there. but i gotta wait cuz you gotta be fifty to live there. hopefully it will cool off out there in arizona by the time i get to be fifty. i plan to dive right on in to the trailer park life just as soon as i possibly can.
i have never lived in a trailer, my mom always said they were like breadboxes. i'd be afraid the fucker would blow off come the first burst of wind. i wouldn't mind stayin in one down on the farm for the weekend or a week or something like that, but everyday life- i dunno. my grandparents had a mobile home trailer thing in arizona though that was affixed to the dagum earth. i dunno how that works. is it still a trailer when it is melted to the ground with glue and in the middle of "hell/paradise?" because i would have lived in that one for more than a week. i don't care if the grass was spray painted green and a big cactus was the only tree- i'da lived there. but i gotta wait cuz you gotta be fifty to live there. hopefully it will cool off out there in arizona by the time i get to be fifty. i plan to dive right on in to the trailer park life just as soon as i possibly can.
