dear itching booty diary,
i got three itchy bites on my passenger side buttcheek and it wasn't even out OR exposed so that was odd. i dunno. i been scratching at them, digging at them, and finally i looked down the back of my pants because i can do that beins my ass is pretty flat back there and alls i gotta go is turn around pretty much and look, but i looked and that's what i saw- three swelled up bites on my ass cheek. so whatever. it is so humid. it's dumb. drippy wet. i hate to sweat. but i will iffin its worth it. fuck my ass.
i got three itchy bites on my passenger side buttcheek and it wasn't even out OR exposed so that was odd. i dunno. i been scratching at them, digging at them, and finally i looked down the back of my pants because i can do that beins my ass is pretty flat back there and alls i gotta go is turn around pretty much and look, but i looked and that's what i saw- three swelled up bites on my ass cheek. so whatever. it is so humid. it's dumb. drippy wet. i hate to sweat. but i will iffin its worth it. fuck my ass.
