dear yee hawl diary,
my tummy is making the scary chocolate cupcake noises again. whenever i eat a chocolate cupcake (which i love) my belly gets angry and loud. the more chocolate cupcakes i eat, the louder my tummy gets. the thing about my stomach's announcement today though, has absolutely nothing to do with cupcakes- cuz i ain't had one of those in a week or two. better late than never? i guess. here come.. join the party. i hate parties, but i love cupcakes. how did that happen. i'd rather have a cupcake than a gift too. three thousand americans will die from food poisoning this year and one prolly wont be the unibomber. he eats his food damn near burnt up. i like my meat bloody raw so that's on me and a risk i assume.
