dear getting nervous diary,
tic tic tock. casey is launching off the dock. it would suck to be her. first thing i'd do is prolly go get something to eat- on the way to the hairport. or i would go to walgreens and pick up a few items and then i would smoke a cigarette and then i'd hop on a plane. i wouldn't care very much where i went- i'd just want out of there fast. i would prolly buy a throw away phone at some point- just to prank my parents. i think i would for sure all river cruz up and thank her a few hundred thousand times and that meter reader. i dunno about you, but i'll be so glad when all of this is absorbed back into our culture again where it once was. can we please go back to a time when every news broadcast wasn't about casey or jaycee or caylee or haleigh. fucking people will eventually pay for what they do- between me and you.
