July 2, 2011

asscrack

dear i beat everyone up twoday diary,

some days i am up at the crack of- and some days i barely get my eyes to crack. some days i wish i could smoke crack- no i don't- i just put that there cuz you knew it was coming. crack sucks. i'd rather smoke weed. oh here we go. naw, i ain't gunna start crying about that shit again, but you know what i will cry about, my facial recognition disorder. i really do have it. so my cousin was married to this woman right? well he called this week. we will call him SHANE. shane was married and totally whooped on this girl, TANYA, who he put through pharmacy school and had a baby with and raised her older son. nice blended- sweet little hard working family. tanya met another man, SCOTT, and shane got kicked to the curb. poor cousin shane. well you'd think that would just be the end of it. i haven't seen my cousin or his wife for a few years- we all live- and at work i knew this guy SCOTT who had just got married. everyone was so happy for scott. we all wished him well and then we met his new wife TANYA. she introduced herself to me and everything- showed me pictures of her KIDS, and guess who didn't recognize her? so i have it- the face thing. i know it. and next time i see tanya- ima let her know it. but until then- if you see me and you know i know you and don't say high to me- that's on you then- cuz i prolly woulda said high or fuck you or something.