dear wearing a disguise diary,
playing house today, i decided to do things a bit different. ima treat myself the way a real woman does and show people around here how it's done. the first thing i want to do is hang baskets from my kitchen ceiling. i think that will show everyone around here that i will catch all the shit from now on. ima take down my alalon pans and stuff them under my stove. i have an above ground stove, we'll get to that later. now that my kewl baskets are hung, ima get the unibomber to clean the bathrooms and vacuum and dust while i go eat at fugi's and look at some travel brochures. i saw a really nice spa package and i heard about another flu epidemic in brazil i want to expose myself and my daughter to. you know we almost got the swine flu in mexico- but we barely missed it. i was pissed off. then i will update my facebook page and comment on wandtv again and drive by the crazy lady's house and call it a night. cuz you know i wont be gettin my hallway pounded like all those other nasty whores in town.
