July 13, 2011

dog and pony shoes

dear last thing on my mind diary,

i had no intention of eating five peaches in a row. i just couldn't stop though. one after the other i kept peeling the peaches and putting them in my mouth. i was in a peach trance. then i looked down and saw the five seeds sitting there. now i'm full. i've had corn and peaches today, t-bone steak and chicken fajitas. oink oink. this is what i live for- a full belly and snuggly ugly dogs. now if anybody needs me- i'll be watching jay leno- only because i dunno where the remote is to turn it.