dear online dating diary,
tonight while i'm all but convinced my dog was laying on the floor half dead, i learned the newest thing in my friend's life is the 'online dating' thing. whoa.... big step back in the chair i was sitting in.... i couldn't imagine. business ain't so bad here, not so bad i need to beg for suitors. but still. filling out the form would be fun though, i would be willing to admit that- for sure. then submitting the application form and seeing what prospects they try and match you up with- that would be interesting- but to actually follow through with the process- no way. i suppose you would have an equal chance at making that love connection online as opposed to a rummage sale, when you think about it, but it's cheesy. i'll keep my sign in the yard.
