July 2, 2011

liam is mail

dear clearly reverse psychology diary,

enough is enough. i am going absolutely crazy watching this trial. i really am. consuming every minute of my day now, i watch it pretty much from the time i wake up until the time i go to bed and then all the review shows about it at night. then i hurry and turn the channel and turn it back and record what ima miss when i sleep. it is way worse than the oj thing. i'm pissed off at nancy grace and she is usually my for real 'whoro.' she's being a smart ass. i don't want to voice my true opinion about the case- but i will say that i think that mothers should be allowed to eat their babies right after birth. so you can take whatever you want from that. i couldn't do it, eat my kid, but i did chew in their toes quite a bit. my kids had tasty toes. i remember how it felt to lick their toes and their heels and their legs and the back of their knees and their thighs. shit. i loved licking my kids. i used to lick them after i would get them out of the bath tub. i remember how they smelled. that fat baby smell. man i cant wait to do that again. prolly one year from tonight i will be licking my ass off. becky and i will be making the little fucker just laugh on the bed. it better be a boy. isn't it funny how my new little baby will be named william. they want me to call him liam.. but that is mail backwards.