July 26, 2011

the male bag

dear i found a tie diary,

i wrote a letter to david last night. you all know david, but i wont mention his last name. everybody deserves their privacy. i only met david once, but we never had sex- and that wasn't my idea. ida gladly had his baby if he'd wanted me to, or even if he didn't want me to- i think i was ovulating when i met him. i had that warm feeling down there. hell, who am i kidding, i had that warm feeling for like a week after and i'm getting it again now just typing this shit out. but i cant have babies anymore, but i can still ovulate. anyway. i was brushing my teeth for the first time in two days and i thought, ima write david and see if he wants to meet up again and see what's going on. actually it was the grump's idea. so we wrote the letter and sent a few pictures and off it went. SHOUT OUT DAVID! hope you get our letter man!