July 4, 2011

meat and balls

dear my flat pop on a chain diary,

my last pop went flat and i am a pissed off whore. i had the lid screwed on tight and everything. the steaks are thawing out nicely though. i love meat. i got a huge roast out thawing for wednesday. william will flip a lid when he forks that bitch- with the new potatoes too- he will be loving his momma. i've never seen a child that could eat meat the way this one does; meat and hot sauce, meat and gravy, meat and honey mustard, meat and potatoes, and just meat, and then he'll drink the meat juice- if there is any left. i hope his little lohan is prepared for the upcoming meat bill she is about to share in, especially if she has a junior william. thankfully, my dad has three deep freezers over at his house full of beef and my freezers here are full, so one way or the other we'll keep them fed, safe and happy, we will, and lohan can even eat too, once she gets her ball and chain off.
lohan foot