dear angry car God's diary,
realizing how many miles my fucking car has on it now, it deserves a day off once in a while. the thing is, i feel like i should be the one to determine what days it gets off. right? i mean really- i didn't do shit yesterday- and i have three other cars- so it ain't like it bears the weight of hauling me everywhere i ever need to go in this world. well, today the bitch wont start and all i wanted to do was move the fucker to get to another car. i guess ima stay home then. ain't no sense taking the truck out. i at least wanted to get three hundred thousand miles on the bitch before i sold my new car.