July 10, 2011

the three B's

dear i want a baby and the unibomber wont go get one diary,

i want a baby. i have this funny feeling william ain't going to get up off that baby so i want my own and i think i found one and the unibomber wont go get it. that right there is another reason i want a penis. i would march my balls right up to that hospital and claim that baby. that baby ain't got no daddy and all it needs is a confident pen holder. i would go and we could afford it and i would adopt it and then he could go. he could go anyway. just go get me that baby- then go. i'd be complete then- a baby- a blog and becky.